Dave is supposed in Ottawa right now, racing down an ice obstacle course. Instead…

Instead he is lying in bed like a pansy.

 Red Bull "Crashed Ice" is holding tryouts and Dave is supposed to be there. The event is held all over the world, but came to Ottawa this weekend to satisfy those among us who lust for blood. Their website describes the event like this: "Watch as adrenaline junkies race down a treacherous and unforgiving ice course… while battling three other skaters at once in bracketed heats, gunning hard to be the first to make it to the bottom. Dressed in full hockey gear, athletes reach speeds of 70 km/h while squeezing themselves through risky hair-pin turns." Pretty mean stuff. Anywho, after spending weeks organizing his trip, Dave woke up this morning with a nasty cold and had no choice but to pull out. Tough luck.  -Jonnie