Item #73: “Grow a Mustache”

I’ve taken a few stabs at this one and each time I land a little short. Even though my efforts are genuine, I continue to end up with more of a steel wool/dandelion hybrid rather than a proper stache.  I don’t know if it’s the cheese I’m eating or the West Coast weather, but I just can’t seem to sprout the goods.

Will these lil’ speed bumps curb me from my dream of rocking a proper handlebar? Probably. But I was hit with an unexpected resurgence of commitment when I came across a certain “2003 World Beard and Moustache Champion” – Toot Jooslin.  Do you really expect me to hang my head when I have a legend in my corner? The answer, is No.

Just wait till I hit the road Toot, this one’s for you.