We don’t know why this hasn’t leaked to People or U.S. Magazine yet so we’re just going to have to be the ones to break the news.
This just in -
Lindsay Lohan was so eager to get a TBL card last week that she parked her girlfriend’s Porche on the street we were staying on in LA and Ben was forced to deliver one in person amidst a fury of paparazzi. Lindsay was eternally grateful and safely stowed the card in her Louis Vuitton purse.
Alright, that may not have been exactly what happened, but pretty close..
We were editing in our friends place in LA and noticed a commotion outside. Paparazzi were surrounding a Porche snapping photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson and Jonnie said, ‘We should give her a Buried Life card’. Then Ben said, ‘okay’ and ran up to Lindsay’s window and gave her a TBL business card from Kinkos. He told her that people had sent them list items that involved meeting her and she should check out the project. Lindsey put the card in her purse. Samantha then tried to kill Ben with her eyes.
In other news, Dave killed the only Zebra in LA and made boxers.
-TBL
You should have just told her to check the website on her iPhone.. all the cool celebs have ‘em.
fur is murder.
Comment by Bruce Giovando — September 8, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
also it’s ‘lindsay’ not ‘lindsey’… yeesh,
Comment by Bruce Giovando — September 8, 2008 @ 10:10 pm
Nice shorts, Dave. -_-U I think the zoo might want their zebra back, though.
Comment by Kiri — September 9, 2008 @ 9:57 am
Patience will eventually get you what you want . . . just never give up. How could cute girls, even so-called “stars” not want to meet you guys???? Good-looking, hearts of gold and smart too! Anyone would be lucky to have a date with any of you . . . perhaps all four!!!!
Oh, and the boxers look like you broke out of somewhere that you shouldn’t have been!
Comment by Co9 Mom / Rachel — September 9, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
We should have a tagday for the crew of TBL, and buy you guys some real underwear!!
Comment by Dan — September 9, 2008 @ 4:39 pm