Alright Ladies and Gents, just what you’ve been waiting for…the all-inclusive, completely exclusive, run down on how we broke into the 2007 MTV MVA’s:

this man had a pass (so we took his picture)

We scoped out the scene at The Palms (where the Awards were being held) a day before the show so we could get a feel of the security, where the entrance/red carpet was and what our opposition was going to look like. The place had more protection than the White House:

This is so fantastic it might just have to be put in the high security vault.. we did the impossible tonight: with four 10 dollar suits from a second hand store and a whole LOAD of hustle, we walked ourselves onto the red carpet at the MTV Music Video awards and exploded! With only a camera in hand we managed to line up interviews with: 50 CENT, AKON, STEVE-O, KELIS, PEREZ HILTON and more. The best part is, contrary to popular belief, they’re human! Yup, celebrities, just like us, will die, and they too have dreams and desires that they are eager to share. Perez wants to start a family, Kelis wants to do something really dirty (to JT), and Steve-O says he’s “living it.” Warren G called us “crazy mutha f*#^@s”

Busy P (manager of Daft Punk) was so impressed he personally offered us four VIP passes to the Justice after party, we gladly the offer and are off to celebrate! Yeahh!

What Do You Want To Do Before You Die?

the bus (still awaiting a name) after a good rinse and polish — 100% red carpet worthy

That hour is upon us: the 2007 MTV Music Video Awards begin in half-an-hour and we have only our determined spirit to get us in the door. We’ve had some blows in the last 24 hours, some have told us that Rachel isn’t here, but we’re going to go in anyways. Come hell or high water, we will find her. We will also be looking out for the other celebrities that have made the list: Will Farrel (#83), Jay-Z (#85), the Lonely Island Guys (#80), and Megan Fox (unofficially — Ben has a big crush on her). We’ll keep our eyes open and palms clamy.

Dave getting a trim at ‘Ben’s Cut and Curl’ — this is also where Britney did her buzz

We’ve also decided this: #101 on the list, something we’ve always dreamed about never tried is now officially “Walk the Red Carpet.” Many people ask us how the list works — how we choose them, how they’re nailed — we tell them that life is for the taking and if you want something bad enough, then put it on your list. We’re keeping to an official ‘100’ to stay organized, but we’ll never turn down an opportunity to make a dream happen. So, here goes — Buried Life, Rachel, and the Red Carpet. It’s on!

Last thing: Josh, our web guy, has set us up with a Twitter account, which means that that little box to your left (soon will be on the right) will be a real-time tracker of our activity. We can send text updates using our cell phones and it will print them out for your enjoyment. Yeah!